Showing posts with label B Movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label B Movie. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Valhalla Rising 2009

Valhalla Rising 2009

Valhalla Rising has been on my 'Scandinavian movies to watch' list for a while.  It got bumped down the list time and again as films like Arn and Rare Exports got North American releases.  I finally sat down and slotted the disc in and sat in a state of bored/baffled/confused/intrigued/awed stupor for the entire run.  This film had weight, gravity, and deep themes, but never really names a character.  It has beautiful cinematography and a bad Blade Runner clone soundtrack.  It has brutal fights, but is too focused on its loftier goals and themes to ever get around to offering much action, entertainment, or exploration.  If this reviews seems unfocused and confused it is only because this film left me totally curfuzzled (to steal a term from the heartwarming claymation Mary & Max).  It has contradictions and ideas that make it interesting, but fails to be interesting.  I still can't decide if it was deep or pretentious, art-house or artistic.

Perhaps breaking the film down will add clarity?  I doubt it, but here I go... Valhalla Rising has some beautiful vistas.  It was shot in Scotland and many of the shots are just beautiful and filled with imagery.  On the other hand it has some horrible 1978 style effects during flashbacks and flash-forward scenes combined with a synth musical track that seems equally out of date.  The writer/director Nicholas Winding Refn deserves some props for making a film with deep religious themes while having minimal dialogue and a cast of basically unnamed characters.  The film is broken up into sections or acts with each act having a title.  This seems like an odd choice and breaks the film up into six acts.  I feel this has to have some deeper meaning that I just missed.  Is it some biblical or christian reference that flew over my head?  Some reference to Danish theater perhaps?  If this doesn't have some grand import behind it, I think this little nugget of oddness can be added into the fail pile.  Refn succeeded in bringing some brutal, short and intriguing violence to the screen, but much like the landscapes the action can't really carry the film past all the dead space filled with bad music.

The protagonist is called One-Eye because he only has one eye is silent or mute, I know that is soooo deep.  He is played really competently by Mads Mikkelse, but it is hard to get behind a murderous semi-godlike slave when he refuses to explain anything. Never a line mumbled or a sound made.  Not even a communicative grunt.  This badass makes his wishes known with meaningful looks and staring off in the distance like all real men should.  His woeful stares are translated into dialogue by the apparently telepathic child side kick listed on the credits simply as "the Boy".  The rest of the cast is filled out with warriors and a priest-like general.  Of course the priest-general wants to take his merry band of killers to the Crusades, but they get trapped in some fog only to be lost in a strange land where they are chased and hunted by some "pagan primitives".  Can God save this band of crazed Norsemen or will One-Eye be the savior?  That is the main crux of the story, but it never fully develops.  So a mute protagonist that isn't mute because an emotionless kid speaks for him has to save a bunch of murderous zealots from what is obviously Native Americans.  Yep that sums it up pretty well.

Can this pic sums up the movie?
I could ramble on forever about Valhalla Rising without ever giving the reader a clearer view of what to expect or really formulating any deeper insights, but my rant here is already longer than the script of the movie.  So in summary... bad story, music, pace, and dialogue... good acting, attempts at depth, action and themes.  This is one of those films that just leaves me wondering if I just didn't 'get it'.  It makes it hard to really bash the film, but in the end I think it comes across as a B thriller with serious themes.  I would recommend Valhalla Rising only to fans of Vikings and people seeking a bit more religion in their foreign action movies.

PS I think this requires a public service announcement.  A couple of my friends attempted to convince me that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is actually a show worth watching.  Be warned this is a mean joke meant to torture you through 20+ minutes of horrible voice acting and nauseatingly smug cuteness. DO NOT BE FOOLED - DO NOT WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Bunraku 2010

Bunraku 2010

Bunraku is a traditional form of Japanese puppet theater, but I know very little about it so I will instead discuss the 2010 live action film BunrakuBunraku is a revenge and violence tale that draws heavily on Japanese traditions such as Kabuki theater, Bunraku and samurai, but it also blends in heavy doses of the Western genre and modern revenge flicks.  This is a truly stylish film that is fun and light hearted, playing around within the tropes and ideas common to the genres and histories it both parodies and celebrates.  It delivers this style through fantastic fight scenes, creative green screen and CG effects, music, sound, direction and narration, but despite all the spectacles throughout the film it is somehow a little dry and uninteresting.  Style to me can make up for flaws bigger than wooden acting and poor pacing and this film had style enough to overcome a plot that was written in crayon by a kid wearing a helmet.  Every aspect of this film draws in references from film, video games (a top down GTA scenes and numbered enemies), comics (Spiderman-ish pop-up book, comic dialogue boxes for subtitled sections) and pop culture.  These can be distracting (video game dings), but overall are fun and referential humor is a win in my book.  The creative mish-mash of genres and styles comes together to create a feeling of a cross between a stage production of a Western and a puppet version of a traditional samurai film. 

The director, Guy Moshe, deserves the credit for the successes in this film.  Drawing together the desperate styles had to be done by a true artist. The film has some writing missteps, but it mostly falls down due to the acting. The narrator  (apparently stylistically straight out of Bunraku theater), voiced by Mike Patton,  is heavy handed and over used despite sounding awesome. The acting leaves a lot to be desired, even by some of the actors that originally drew me to the film such as Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore.  I can't bring myself to like Josh Hartnett despite him doing great in this film and several minor characters seemed to be miscast.  Other actors saved the film from becoming an artist, stylish bore.  Ron Perlman as the antagonist woodcutter Nicola was great.  Perlman really nails roles where he needs to be a likeable bad guy (see him in Sons of Anarchy he makes the show).  The androgynous Japanese actor Gackt plays the second protagonist Yoshi spectacularly.  His acting, makeup, and costuming bring to life the Japanese aesthetics.  Killer Number Two (I mentioned numbered enemies right?), Kevin McKidd of Grey's Anatomy fame, was a great cold, analytica bad guy who reminded me of the awesome antagonist the Swede from AMC's Hell on Wheels.

The technical side of the film shocked the film to life with great effects, style in spades and cool sound, but the best technical parts of the film where without a doubt the crazy, violent and fun fights.  The fight scenes throughout the film that mix of stylized western gang fights (like Gangs of New York), violent fights of modern revenge flicks (Kill Bill), stand-offs from Spaghetti Westerns (Dollars Trilogy), stylized shadow fights from Asian theater, puppet violence and duels straight out of Samurai films (Yojimbo).  The beautiful and stylized fights come right out of the gate with digital paper cut-outs showing warfare and downfall of man.  Again it was stylish, fun, and comical if a bit dry.  One set of simultaneous fights played well with the ideas of shadow theater, tying the two fights together by showing sections of the action purely or partially through shillouettes and shadows, but these clips were quick and underutilized.  Another fight during a prison break is reference to side scrolling video games.  A bare knuckles fight towards the end of the movie was a stunning fight with tremendous use of the soundtrack and sound effects.

The multidimensional and layered fights combining comic scenes, beauty, and violence are the core of film.  The writing and acting try to justify the collection of fight scenes, but fail to prop it up completely.  On the other hand the style and art direction manage to hold up this crazy, make shift, CG paper construction of a film despite the movie's flimsy substance.  I am not sure how highly I can recommend this film as it might have a niche audience and despite very competent construction of the film it lacks too much in the pacing and story to keep it interesting.  I fear despite my strong attraction to the film most audiences will find it a simple, if stylish, bit of popcorn spectacle.  I would recommend Bunraku to fans of Samurai Westerns and fans of Quentin Tarantino or Guy Ritchie.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Streets of Blood 2009

Streets of Blood 2009


I have to admit, I love Val Kilmer.  He is still my favorite Batman, despite the movie being bad, and The Saint (1997) is a favorite guilty pleasure.  Recently I caught Kilmer in Felon where his performance saved an otherwise bad B movie and so I had some hope for Streets of Blood when I saw it pop up on Netflix.  It also stars Sharon Stone who has delivered great performances throughout her career, Basic Instinct anyone?, and one of my favorite supporting actors Barry Shabaka Henley, known recently for recurring rolls in Heroes and FlashForward or in an ancillary role in Four Brothers (2005).  Also with a lead role in the film is the rapper 50 Cent, who surprised me by not being horrible.  The director, Charles Winkler, and DP, Roy Wagner, were unknown to me before this film.  I think I will forget their names by the end of the week after watching this film.

This B movie plays out a lot like a made-for-TV movie, but deals with the topic of post-Katrina New Orleans, a topic I find intriguing.  The settings throughout are interesting, but mostly fail to capture the stark and intense flavor of destroyed New Orleans.  Abandoned schools, FEMA trailer parks, and flooding streets are all used to set the stage, but mostly each set comes across as cheap and poorly lit.  The topic of dirty cops being investigated by the FBI in a city that is still in chaos should be a recipe for deep intrigue or at least exciting action sequences.  This movie tries for both and fails to reach either.  Its action scenes are choppy and the attempts to make them gritty creates cheesiness. The twists in the plot are telegraphed with an air horn and police lights, but using the interviews between the police psychologist, Sharon Stone, and the main characters does add a bit of creativity to the script.

Streets of Blood is really forgettable and so was Val Kilmer in the role of the ethical-but-dirty, antihero Detective Devereaux.  Both Kilmer and Stone pull out some decent voice talent trying to represent that distinct southern Louisiana drawl.  Despite the accent the characters, script, and acting were all dull, uninteresting, and lacking in substance.  Devereaux makes multiple references to his hero father, a cop killed on duty, but this lame background fact to make the audience sympathetic with a rogue cop fails almost as badly as the weak half-attempt at sexual tension between Kilmer and Stone.

The one redeeming quality of this movie was that it forced me to reexamine my unprovoked dislike for 50 Cent.  Throughout the movie he puts up a solid effort that would fit in with any B movie and he could easily go toe to toe with other rapper-actors like DMX or Ice T.  His acting didn't rise to the level of the other professional actors in the film, but it was consistently OK.  

Overall this movie has B written all over it.  It has cheap sets, a cast of has-beens and rappers, and a script written by tarantula-monkey hybrids with no understanding of character motivation or connections with an audience.  I would recommend this movie to people looking for an action movie to laugh at or to people who want to rethink there image of actors/actresses who used to be sexy.